Naked lunch?

The other night at dinner I got food all over myself, so mom and dad just took off my clothes, right there in the living room! Um, hello, I'm, like, naked here...

Wait! They left my shoes and socks on. Whew, that's better.

I guess I'll just sit down and read. No point being self conscious. 

The truth is, Mom and Dad thought it was so funny that I was walking around in a diaper and sneakers that they took a little video too... I seem very intrigued with my own little Buddha belly, don't I?