Playing Humpty Dumpty

For some reason Humpty Dumpty has reemerged as a favorite character of mine. But I like to take the story a little further - Humpty needed a speaking part. I believe, or so I say, that he says "Woa, woa woa" before he falls. Then, we need some sound effects so I add a >>splat!<<. Finally, Humpty's last words are "Ouch!"
So I go around saying this, but often I act it out too, see? Splat! Ouch!

If I'm lucky, I get Daddy to play along too. Double splat! Double ouch!