"He went to Paris..."

This one is for Uncle John...
One of my favorite songs that Daddy sings to me is Jimmy Buffett's "He Went to Paris." I sing along to almost all the lyrics, although the part about being left with only one eye throws me off every now and then. (I keep wanting him to find it in the next verse, on the beach of the island he lives on now.)
Of course, when reciting on my own, it's hard to remember the order of the words. I start out here with the first lines, then skip to the end ('...86 years of perpetual motion'), but you get the idea.


[Not sure why I end with "all the town" instead of "all the way"... I'm 2, what do you want from me?]